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Big Brother Versus Mr Nikki Cowan - The Ongoing Saga
Posted: 23/9/11 15:13 GMT
Whilst for many viewers the Big Brother experience on Channel 5 has soured somewhat, for
Nikki Cowan it's personal. Living only a stone's throw away from Elstree Studios in Borehamwood, he's perfectly placed to be the official reporter for
Big Brother's Bit on the Radio,
the unofficial but increasingly popular radio show. Each week he
attends the live shows and chats with members of the audience. Later in
the night, he reports his experiences live on the radio.
After twice using an Applause Store ticket, on his third visit
security and members of the crew referred to him as "the guy from the
radio", and he was offered a pass. On subsequent visits he didn't even
have to show his ticket. He could simply go to the office, request his
pass and sign it out. One visit it was suggested he attend the spin-off
show Big Brother's Bit on the Side, though he was advised not to plug
the radio show. This was fine by Nikki, who happily accepted the offer.
On Big Brother's Bit on the Side he kept his promise, but he did
mention the live feed, much to the delight of many viewers. He also
admits to using a "rude word" towards Darryn Lyons. Despite that, he was
told he'd been a great guest and would be welcome back.
Unfortunately, it all went downhill from there. "After spending five
hours at the compound for the finale of Celebrity Big Brother and having
lovely chats with Sally Bercow, Kerry Katona, Brian Belo and Marcus
Akin ,and leaving on a high to do the radio show... the next day, for no
reason, I was banned.
I arrived to report from the live launch of civilian Big Brother and
was greeted on the door by a panicked and irate producer. She instructed
the security guards to barricade the entrance and not let me in. As if I
was going to rush the gate. She insisted I wasn't with the radio show.
She then refused to speak to me."
Nikki ended up going to the main gate, where he was met by security
once again. He asked to speak to a producer, and a Bit on the Side crew
member told him that it had nothing to do with them; they had no
control. They suggested he get in touch with one of the main producers
during the week. Feeling rather puzzled, Nikki went home.
"That week I spoke to one of the producers of Bit on the Side, who
told me I had upset someone on Big Brother by saying I had permission to
be there from him. I unequivocally denied it, as that was a total lie.
He said he would find out more and call me back.
When he called me back he told me categorically that, as long as I
had a press pass or an audience pass I was allowed back and that I was
most certainly not banned. I therefore got myself an Applause Store
ticket, like I'd done
every time, and went back on Friday."
On the Friday, he discovered that matters had not been solved. Soon
after arriving for Tashie's eviction, a member of the Applause Store
team asked to see his ticket. Nikki showed it to him, and the team
member took it and walked off.
Nikki made his apologies to the people in the queue who he was
talking to and followed the team member. At that point he was beckoned
over by a police officer and surrounded by security. "I could hear
people in the queue gasping and muttering as I was treated like a felon
and questioned over my reasons for being there."
He was told by the police that he was not coming onto the site, and
that he should go home. Feeling confused, he asked to speak to someone
higher up. There'd obviously been a mix up; he'd been told, after all,
that he wasn't banned.
Accompanied to the main gate by a member of security and the police
officer, he was told over the phone by a member of the production team
that they had no problem with him being on the show. They claimed it was
full and that they had no control over who the main show let in. They
stated they didn't know why he was banned or if, indeed, he even was.
"I was told by the police officer in a very condescending manner that
I'd be best off going home. I reminded the officer that I was still
allowed on Tesco's land, which Big Brother use for the fans to queue up
before the gates open. The security guard concurred, telling me not to
cross the railings where the people queue. I duly conceded but returned
to the queue."
That night, Nikki had with him a set of posters inspired by housemate
Tashie's fish finger incident. Designed by a listener of the radio
show, Twitter followers loved it so much that Nikki had a set printed to
hand out to audience members. "In my possession that day were 52
posters, A3 size in colour with pictures of Big Brother housemate Tashie
crying with a fish finger wedged in her mouth. Down the side of the
picture was her name spelt using only the
bread-crumbed-meal-time-favourite. As I spoke to people for their
opinions, I gave out a free poster."
Right after handing out the last one, security marched down the queue
and shouted for the posters to be handed in. The people in the queue
were in shock, according to Nikki, and asked to be allowed to keep them,
even if just as a souvenir. They were told that the only way to keep
their posters would be if they left with them now - they'd not be
allowed to take them in. If they did want to come in, they had to hand
over their posters, which would be burned.
"I was even told not to do it and that it was wrong. I left soon after, telling the queue not to get into trouble over me."
Nikki was further surprised when he received a tweet from one of his
contacts inside the compound, who'd taken a photograph of warm-up act
Andy Collins telling the audience that if they were in possession of one
of the posters that they "must hand them in or get booted out!"
"Needless to say I was not in a good mood for the radio show that
night and shall not bother trying to get back in this week. I will,
however, still talk to the queue. Let them try and stop me!"
Nikki's experiences are the most recent in a series of events that
have left fans of Big Brother confused and dismayed. Several viewers,
making use of the show's
Facebook page,
have found themselves blocked from the page and even banned from the
social networking site altogether. They insist that their comments
weren't rude of controversial, nor did they spam the page - one poster
only left a single message with a polite request for live streaming.
Viewers from outside the UK, including those from Ireland, are unable
to view the clips on Facebook, lauded as the new way to enjoy the Big
Brother experience.
Channel 5's press office has been invited to respond to Nikki's experiences, but thus far there has been no comment.